Sunday, 29 May 2011

Yendi and Asafa Split???

Yendi with her new hair cut. Did she get that new hair cut after the split??

Over here at Jassip, we are going to declare that we love ourselves some Yendi Phillipps. That girl is normally on point and when she isn't trying tooo hard she usually gets it right in the style department.

With that said, this is Jassip and the latest gossip in Jamaica is that Yendi and Asafa are no longer together. What seemed like the perfect couple, you know the beauty queen and the star athlete, is longer happening according to sources.

From what we hear it was Asafa who messed up. But if this is true and Asafa messed up, its not hard to believe, you people just need to look at most of his races. Its almost like him can't see anything through, Seriously!!!!

But it seemed as if Yendi also confirmed the split with this post on Facebook:  "My persuasion can build a nation!!! All my ladies who exude CLASS, EXCELLENCE & GREATNESS!!On your own!!Solo!! WE don't NEED you, we WANT you!! RECOGNISE!!! Who RUN this world!! Girls!!! We run this WORLD!!!!!!!!!Girls!!!! Who run this MOTHA!?!?!? HOLLA!!!!!"

Ok, Yendi we hear you loud and clear, the big ole good fi nutten cyaan win a race bwoy broke your heart!

But the question is, is Asafa on Facebook posting about the break-up? Probably not! So baby girl, suck it up and go build your nation!!

Anyways, someone said they spotted her recently cozying  up with a fine young man by the poolside at the Wyndham Hotel and then there was the rumour that she was being Dinged by a ccertain dancer's Dong. Wooieee, she ain't wasting no time now isn't she? but we ain't mad at none of that!!!!! Go Yendi, do you!!!

Just mek sure seh the man that you choose next have money and can take you places. You need an upgrade after Asafa (and we not talking Crawny toe nail Usain Bolt, though his money and assets are growing) we mean like a Matalon, Issa or Stewart kinda bank account!

Vybz Kartel Needs HELP!!!!!!!!

WTF is wrong with Vybz Kartel???? Ok, yeah yeah yea, we know you all tired to hear about this clown, but this is a sincere appeal for somebody to help him before him start cross-dressing on stage. Seriously, thats the only thing left for this negro to do!!!! He needs psychological help, a pastor or a good obeah man to help him out.

First photos of him getting sucked leaked ( and we suspected these were leaked by him of course) then he decided he would start talking about him reaching the 33 degrees of Masonry, next thing we know this black ass negro pulled a Michael Jackson and changed his complexion completely and expect sensible people to believe is cake soap him use!! No shit! As if that wasn't enough, before we could get over all that mess, this dude have picture all over the internet with  him daintily posing in bed with him 14" braids and and bright yellow body blouse!!!!

After that Corey Todd, his business partner, leave him and then Jah Vinchi said he was going to leave the Gaza Camp too. A wha so? A obeah dem obeah him?

Somebody seriously need fi help him out cause the only thing left fi him do is go pon a stage show inna a Gucci dress. An mi a beg unuh do, before all that good damn crawniness come out unuh please carry him go St Thomas fi mi go get a good wash off because this bwoy is sinking deeper and deeper into a big dark abyss weh him not going to be able to get out of.